Incontintence Hotline (Humor)

The older I get, the more I notice that the plumbing just doesn't work the way it used to.  I get woke up in the middle of the night, I have to plan my travels to ensure facilities are available, and I can't sit through a 90 minute movie without having to "powder my nose".

Finally, in desperation, I called an Incontinence Hotline...
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